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11/20/2008 - Englewood, CO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Denver Broncos placed tight end Nate Jackson on injured reserve Thursday, ending his season. The club also signed tight end Chad Mustard.
Jackson injured his right hamstring in practice on Wednesday. The 29-year-old has 11 catches for 84 yards and one touchdown for the Broncos this season. Both the catches and yardage were career highs for Jackson, who has played sparingly during his six years in the league, all in Denver.
Mustard, 31, has 12 career catches for 123 yards in his five-year career. He was released by the Broncos earlier this season. The North Dakota product is in his third campaign with Denver after two seasons with the Cleveland Browns.
<< Arsenal's Walcott out at least three months
London, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Arsenal coach Arsene Wenger confirmed that
Theo Walcott was forced to have surgery on his dislocated shoulder on Thursday
morning.
The 19-year-old suffered the injury on Tuesday during training in the b
<< Browns QB Quinn to play despite broken finger
Cleveland, OH (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Cleveland Browns quarterback Brady Quinn has
a broken right index finger, but it apparently won't sideline him for Sunday's
game against Houston.
Quinn, who has started the last two games for the Browns, has
<< Phils' Utley, Feliz need surgery
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Philadelphia Phillies announced
Thursday that half of its starting infield -- All- Star second baseman Chase
Utley and third baseman Pedro Feliz -- will undergo surgery.
Utley will have surg
<< Mussina hangs up spikes after first 20-win season
Bronx, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - New York Yankees right-hander Mike Mussina, as
expected, retired on Thursday after 18 seasons in the major leagues.
Reports circulated on Wednesday that Mussina had decided to call it quits
after the fi
Juventus targeting Bayern Munich's Schweinsteiger >>
Turin, Italy (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Reports from Turin suggest Bayern Munich's
Germany international Bastian Schweinsteiger is a target for Juventus.
The Serie A giants are keen to sign a replacement for Pavel Nedved in January
and, accor
New Boss: Hal Steinbrenner officially takes control of Yankees >>
Bronx, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Major League Baseball owners approved a shift
of control of the New York Yankees from George Steinbrenner to his son Hal on
Thursday.
Steinbrenner's sons, Hank and Hal, had been named co-chairpersons of the
England's young stars impress captain Terry >>
Berlin, Germany (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - England captain John Terry was relieved to
head in the winning goal in the 2-1 friendly success against Germany after his
earlier blunder had allowed Joachim Low's side to grab an equalizer.
Dithering by
St. Mirren's Barron suffers setback in recovery >>
Paisley, Scotland (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - St. Mirren right back David Barron has
suffered a setback as he continues his recovery from a knee ligament problem.
The 21-year-old suffered medial ligament damage in his left knee during a
fri
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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